Your (Sick, Strange, and Twisted) Queries!

Here are some search engine queries from the past month that resulted in a visit by someone to my site. All of the data comes from Google Analytics, which is a very cool and free way for people to track web traffic statistics on a number of different factors. There isn't an Analytics API yet, so the way this data is automatically scraped is pretty hacky. If you're interested in how I did it, read here and if for some reason you're interested in queries from past months, those date links above might help. Printing reports like this is easy now that Google has a GData Export API for Analytics.

The common themes for visitor traffic seems to be rapping and nipples, two topics I don't really have much content on. Oh well, life is full of disappointments.

mount indefatigable joy topo... 1
flaming nipple... 1
amazing pic... 1
top rope phantom spires... 1
hot babes truck las vegas... 1
nipples man... 1
raps that people wrote... 1
nipple filterui:imagesize-large... 1
funnel cakes san jose... 1
chris evans... 0
tabriz rap... 3
"..:parisa:.."... 1
parisa tabriz... 14
royal arches rock climb photos... 1
"scratching feels" itching -"why scratching feels"... 1
subject verb agreement rap songs... 1
"frank stratton"+"atheist"... 1
prisoners and 2 switches riddle... 1
flat marble magnets... 1
asi rap... 2
parisa... 5
bhavanna rap scene... 1
fasirap... 1
parisa tabriz blog jared... 1
parisa blog... 1
parısa tabrız... 1
hugh morris how to make love... 1
poison... 0
"poison oak drawing"... 1
grizzly sightings... 1
"google munich"... 1
sameer sundresh blog 2009... 1
joy indefatigable... 1
(not set)... 644
chocolate ice cream rap... 1
leo-linares chicago... 3
climbing joy alberta... 1
recipes loacker... 1
oompa loompa the rap song... 1
camera pic. el capitan climb... 1
joy mt indefatigable topo... 1
security princess asirap... 2
ghost river climbing... 1
man nipples... 1
ssn... 0
tabriz... 3
jared hoberock brother... 1
http://asirap.net/climbing/index.php... 1
leo linares... 2
parissa tabriz... 1
as i rap... 3
hazelnut ice cream... 1
jared hoberock parisa... 0
craigslist glassblowing... 1
asirap... 11
joy indefatigable climbing... 0
bill donkervoet... 1
nipple man... 1
rap ایرانی... 1
flat glass marbles magnets... 1
rap songs with bad subject verb agreement... 1
glassblower wanted craigslist... 1
easy climb first time uk... 1
rock climbing topo indefatigable joy... 1
loic guelorget... 1