Cancer Oracle
Sep 22, 2009 12:44 PM
I'm sick of the back and forth research headlines alarming something as a cause of cancer one day and promising it as a way to prevent it the next. No sooner have I finished reading some cancer alarm article than am I getting links to new evidence that indicates the opposite. Well, I'm tired of investing all that time reading, all that energy getting my hopes up, and all that time clicking!
Thankfully, now I have the cancer oracle.
Thankfully, now I have the cancer oracle.
Man, all these years I've wasted as a non-smoker when all along cigarettes could've boosted my immunity. Curses!
@loic: Interesting, but the tool is not completely broken; it verified that a Mac causes cancer while a PC helps prevent it.
@ario: Oh well, smoking still makes your breath stink :)
@djm: Yes, as a family, your carcinogenic impact on the world is 0.
@ario: Oh well, smoking still makes your breath stink :)
@djm: Yes, as a family, your carcinogenic impact on the world is 0.
Both sex AND pooping cause cancer. We are in deep sh** of trouble.
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Queen of the Bongo @ 3:09 PM
Queen of the Bongo @ 3:09 PM
@Nikita: I just searched for at least five minutes and couldn't find anything other than red wine that helped prevent cancer. Things are worse than I thought when I used this last week. (And your Germany theory is probably right on, they are a country definitely skewed toward beer.)
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