Your (Sick, Strange, and Twisted) Queries!

Here are some search engine queries from the past month that resulted in a visit by someone to my site. All of the data comes from Google Analytics, which is a very cool and free way for people to track web traffic statistics on a number of different factors. There isn't an Analytics API yet, so the way this data is automatically scraped is pretty hacky. If you're interested in how I did it, read here and if for some reason you're interested in queries from past months, those date links above might help. Printing reports like this is easy now that Google has a GData Export API for Analytics.

The common themes for visitor traffic seems to be rapping and nipples, two topics I don't really have much content on. Oh well, life is full of disappointments.

parisa... 8
parisa tabriz... 2
portfolio in peril""... 1
pot brownies"" ""san francisco"" ""golden gate park""... 1
987-65-4320... 1
bill donkervoet... 1
dmitry mogilevsky... 1
electric shock raps... 1
guilt house... 1
i hate barfly in champaign... 1
kristen pelon... 1
mt indefatigable joy... 1
nvidia interns... 1
pain base top of toe driving... 1
parisa needs... 1
phantom spires... 1
stephanie leung... 1
tabriz rap... 1
what to do if the apartment complex doesn't have an open pool... 1
william donkervoet michigan... 1
work at google good place live apartment mountain view... 1