Your (Sick, Strange, and Twisted) Queries!

Here are some search engine queries from the past month that resulted in a visit by someone to my site. All of the data comes from Google Analytics, which is a very cool and free way for people to track web traffic statistics on a number of different factors. There isn't an Analytics API yet, so the way this data is automatically scraped is pretty hacky. If you're interested in how I did it, read here and if for some reason you're interested in queries from past months, those date links above might help. Printing reports like this is easy now that Google has a GData Export API for Analytics.

The common themes for visitor traffic seems to be rapping and nipples, two topics I don't really have much content on. Oh well, life is full of disappointments.

asirap... 68
parisa... 31
parisa tabriz... 22
link:www.asirap.net... 11
tabriz... 4
parisa tabriz""... 3
portfolio in peril"" simulation game... 3
ripped mole... 3
as i rap... 2
social security site:asirap.net... 2
portfolio in peril""... 1
shark's tooth"" ""phantom spires""... 1
working at palantir""... 1
3b91eb6e33dbc98d58aef707b7bb75c2d6157c0817a0214faee273369b13f5dca8ebd12ecf9046ce... 1
accidentally scratch a mole... 1
asirap.com... 1
best breakfast place calgary... 1
calgary catsitting... 1
calgary recent accidents... 1
cheep cathedral peak campsites... 1
corrugation corner approach... 1
cougars sightings in las vegas nevadal... 1
dominique kilman... 1
eichorn pinnacle beginner... 1
how to make a rap on the joshua... 1
i took off a mole on my back by scratching it... 1
jason franklin... 1
joy alberta climbing route... 1
joy kananaskis climbing... 1
keenan crane... 1
leo linares... 1
morgan stanley ""portfolio in peril""... 1
morgan stanley portfolio in peril ""focused on the strategy the game designers""... 1
morphmix... 1
mount indefatigable accidents... 1
network.http.pipeline/... 1
old desolation wilderness picture... 1
oompa loompa rap... 1
parisa rap... 1
phantom spires bolted routes... 1
phantom spires climbing... 1
photos+slab+crack... 1
pirelli p0... 1
rap stands for dogs... 1
rap tabriz... 1
red hot babes las vegas... 1
red rocks beginner trad climbs... 1
slab climbs in america... 1
sport climbing desolation wilderness... 1
the mole on my back got ripped off, is that bad?... 1
udrp church... 1
ugly pictures of mountains... 1