Your (Sick, Strange, and Twisted) Queries!

Here are some search engine queries from the past month that resulted in a visit by someone to my site. All of the data comes from Google Analytics, which is a very cool and free way for people to track web traffic statistics on a number of different factors. There isn't an Analytics API yet, so the way this data is automatically scraped is pretty hacky. If you're interested in how I did it, read here and if for some reason you're interested in queries from past months, those date links above might help. Printing reports like this is easy now that Google has a GData Export API for Analytics.

The common themes for visitor traffic seems to be rapping and nipples, two topics I don't really have much content on. Oh well, life is full of disappointments.

parisa... 14
parisa tabriz... 14
asirap... 9
painful torturous sex... 4
blogger ""queen of the bongo""... 3
portfolio in peril""... 2
ryan custer albuquerque... 2
subject verb agreement rap... 2
jason"" and ""patroosh""... 1
leon arber""... 1
mogilevsky"" ""optimizing anonymity * capacity""... 1
parisa tabriz""... 1
senior raspado""... 1
3 nipple man... 1
airport calgary rap... 1
arizonians shiver uncontrollably; people in chicago are still sunbathing.... 1
asi-rap... 1
best 5.7 sport climb in the us... 1
blog about parisa... 1
bocas del toro blog... 1
bolted lead climbs joshua tree... 1
buffalo meat, calgary... 1
byzantine attacks on anonymity systems... 1
can you freeze shrimp ceviche... 1
climbing kalamata... 1
cute ""stephanie leung""... 1
dimitry averin... 1
double cross climbing pictures... 1
funnel cake with ice cream photos by celebration creamery... 1
glass blowing craigslist... 1
glass blowing equipment craigslist... 1
google rap math.com... 1
grotto ice climb calgary... 1
jeff noh uc berkeley... 1
jeffrey noh... 1
jerry o talton blog... 1
jerry talton... 1
joshua tree top rope routes... 1
joy mt. indefatigable... 1
joy route mt. indefatigable... 1
la sportiva tabriz... 1
man nipples... 1
nayden pictures calgary... 1
nightmare on crude street climb... 1
original joes calgary... 1
parisa darbandi tabriz... 1
people with three nipples... 1
psychotic riddles... 1
pygapi google analytics... 1
rap... 1
rapper subject verb agreement... 1
rapping bugs legs off... 1
santa cruz glass blowing studio... 1
sarah l. winchester did she have cats... 1
site:asirap.net config... 1
site:asirap.net knees... 1
site:asirap.net pain... 1
snow wizard raspados... 1
stocks eli's cheesecake near san jose, ca... 1
subject verb agreement rap songs... 1
subject-verb agreement and rap music... 1
tabriz... 1
tabriz rap... 1
the good the bad and the ugly, climb, ab... 1
throw away soccer clothes... 1
torch lampwork craigslist... 1
types of bugs in david panama... 1
what's behind the firing ""at will"" at coldstone creamery... 1
when its 32 out hollywood dies and chicago is just closing the windows... 1
woman shoes cuesto... 1
working for parisa... 1
wrong use of subject verb agreement rapping \... 1
www.linkasi.com... 1
jerry talton blog... 0